Funny Videos

It's funny how one word can be the funniest part of a four minute video...

"RUDE"



A Dead Terrorist is always funny...




Our future audience member of a comedy show....



..." Why we are never leaving Iraq"

Passionate Kiss

Passionate Kiss Leaves Woman Partially Deaf

Monday, December 08, 2008

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A man in southern China kissed his girlfriend so passionately, she partially lost her hearing after he ruptured her eardrum, Reuters reported Monday.

The woman in her 20s went completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor from the hospital as saying.

The woman's hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, according to the report.

Watch Stephen Colbert talk about it just click here...

I have to say ....

I guess now the mistletoe is now not such a nice decoration to have... Effects of it might ruin your christmas or make it better depending on how many noisy toys your kids get...

Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin is a person who lives in New York. He performs stand-up comedy for fun and money.

He has a DVD called Demetri Martin. Person.

When he was younger he went to college and law school. He dropped out of law school, because it was boring.

Now he travels to places where people speak English so that he can tell his jokes to them. He had a job as a writer at "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". He performed on the "Late Show with David Letterman", Comedy Central Presents Demetri Martin, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and some of the other television shows that have comedians.

Sometimes he gets to appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as their resident trendspotter. Also, they allow him to have free food from their offices.

Demetri won trophies for comedy. One of them was the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival in 2003. The magazine Entertainment Weekly put him on the list of the 25 funniest people in America. He was number 21.

Demetri has brown hair. He is allergic to peanuts. He loves making things. And he knows at least 20 people who are funnier than he is (in America).

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Demetri Martin. Person. (part 2) - Amazing videos are here

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Demetri Martin - Person (part 5) - Celebrity bloopers here

Russell Peters

New DVD coming out on January 27, 2009 called Red, White and Brown (2009)

Outsourced is Russell Peters' major-label debut on CD and DVD which breaks into the US comedy consciousness by finding humor in all cultures. The DVD includes live footage of all of the tracks listed above, two behind-the-scenes featurettes, and audio commentary by Russell Peters.

Hilarious, February 6, 2008 By George F. Kokai (South Bay, CA USA) - See all my reviews Russell Peters is a funny Canadian that has an Indian heritage. Most of the humor is racially based (or maybe regionally based would be a better description), but funny. Certainly less offensive than most racially humorous comedians...I would actually argue that he's not offensive at all. Plus, his impersonations of the numerous types of Asians speaking English (which he claims is the way to distinguish between types of Asians) is hilarious.

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Craig Shoemaker: Army Guns

Craig shoemaker is known for his Love master but I like his routine about playing Army with Machine Guns.

Lion from the Wizard of Oz..

Sprinkler...

Barney Fife...



You also need to watch his Lovemaster Routine...

Pick a number between 68 and 70 baby!!!!!!!

Tell Pinocchio a lie!!!!!!!!!!


Craig Shoemaker - The Lovemaster Cometh - The best bloopers are here

Link to buy Craig Shoemaker CDs...

Editorial Reviews

Product Description
Recorded Live at the Canyon Club in Agoura Hills, CA May 19, 2007 If you have not experienced Craig Shoemaker before, you are in for one hilarious time. He’s one of the best comedians out there and is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. His skills as funny man, storyteller, wit, facial contortionist, and celebrity impersonator are second to none. Just wait until you meet The Lovemaster, his alter ego that is the embodiment of what every man wants to be and what every woman wants to have. Yeah, baby, you know you’ll want to see The Lovemaster in action.

His website...

If you buy any of his DVDs make sure they are his stand up routine... He has this one DVD called the Lovemaster which really is bad.... Bad acting ... bad everything....

Gerry Dee and Henry Cho

Over the holiday break I Tivoed (if thats a word) some comedy and I thought I would share it with you. The first one I taped was Gerry Dee: No reading ahead. This special is kinda of old but I knew the comedian from the show Last Comic Standing. At first I didn't think I was going to like it but it was really hilarious. The video below is some the material that was in the show. I cannot believe this guy was a teacher. His comedy about being a kid or teaching a kid really can relate to anybody.





Henry Cho: Whats that clicking noise... Is another special I watched on comedy central that is really good. Below is only part of the special that he does about women and their talking. Just thought it funny not funny funny... You have to got to hear about his friend Jonly Bonly from the planet Boldly Go...



Now I will give you some that I thought you need to stay away from. I watched a Stephen Lynch special about two years ago and really liked it. His whole show is funny songs that he sings and plays on the guitar. So this year he had a new special on Comedy Central and I watched it. Well I didn't make it all the way through it because for some reason his comedy started making me real uncomfortable. This was really wierd for me because I usually like edgy comedy that makes people uncomfortable. However, my grandfather just passed away this past year and once I heard his "Grandfather" song. I just turned it off. Below is a song he sings about Jesus' brother Craig which is not a favorite of mine either and then the next one is the grandfather song. I put these on here for you to be the judge and not to just take my word for it..

Below is a review off of Amazon.com about his earlier special that was good. This way you will hear one negative and one positive point about the comedian....

Comedian Stephen Lynch brings his guitar, choirboy-sweet voice, and sardonic (often bawdy) songs before an appreciative audience in the wacky Stephen Lynch: Live at the El Rey. Setting the tone with "Not Home," in which Lynch testifies to the glories of pleasuring himself with his lover's undergarments, the comic digs an ever-deeper hole (in a good way, of course) with an ode to ugly newborns in "Baby," cheerfully recalls sexual abuse at the hands of a priest in "Priest," and caps the delicate "Love Song" with the blunt admission, "I have herpes." A ditty called "Superhero" makes a great centerpiece, in which Lynch sounds like a pre-school teacher invoking the marvels of such make-believe characters as "Awesome Man" and "Immigration Dude." (Lynch also does his impression of a bong during the bit.) Fellow funnyman Mark Teich joins Lynch on several tunes, including "D&D," an anthem to the geek universe of Dungeons and Dragons. --Tom Keogh






I know that in a former post I supported Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas special but when I watched it I stopped watching after the first 20 minutes. It was just really riduculous and not for me. If you haven't watched the Stephen Colbert special I really suggest that you either buy it or Tivo it. It is hilarious... I'm going to find a Meg and nut it... Do it meg...


John Legend Explains the Importance of Nutmeg to Stephen Colbert - Click here for this week’s top video clips

Comedy Central Presents Coming Up

Comedians doing a thirty to hour segment of some of their best comedy routines

Click on this link to view schedule...

My suggestions

Craig Shoemaker... Love Master

Mike Birbiglia

Gabriel Iglesias

Stephen Lynch

Rate It all Website

This list needs to get some attention... In no way do I support or agree with a lot of these ratings... This is a great list to getting comedians names that we might not know about out there and getting some exposure. This list does have a lot of bias in that many of the top rated ones do not have a lot of reviews or ratings.

My Top 20 list that from a former post...

My Pos................Comedian..................Rate It all Pos...............Rating...............Reviews...........Votes
1 .......................Rodney Carrington.......Not even on the list
2........................Dave Chapelle..........................10........................3.84..........43........102
3........................Ralphie May..............................5.........................4.00...........1............2
4........................Brian Regan...............................19.......................3.76...........11...........21
5........................Ron White..................................11.......................3.82...........10.........22
6........................Jim Carrey.................................50......................3.54............50.........187
7........................Adam Sandler............................57......................3.46.............58..........177
8........................Mitch Hedburg..........................8........................3.85.............13.............27
9.......................Jeff Dunham...................Not even on the list
10.....................Demetri Martin..............Not even on the list
11......................Jerry Sienfield..........................28......................3.70..............78...........230
12.....................Rodney Dangerfield....................7......................3.87...............47...........124
13.....................Ray Ramono....................Not even on the list
14.....................Robin Williams..........................12......................3.81..............103..........374
15.....................Larry The Cable Guy................86......................3.07...............21...........28
16.....................Frank Caliendo..........................78......................3.22.................6...............9
17.....................Gabriel Iglesias........................101......................2.8...................3...............5
18.....................Kathleen Madigan.........Not even on the list
19.....................Vince Vaughn................Not even on the list
20....................Stephen Colbert.........................9........................3.85...............14.............26

click here to go to the website..

If you are on facebook you can download Rate it all as an application and rate things from there....I don't know if the facebook ratings flow through to this website or not but I will find out...

click here to see application

First thing that makes me really mad about this list is that
Jeff Dunham
Demetri Martin
Ray Ramono
Kathleen Madigan
Vince Vaughn

Are not even on the list.... I emailed the contact on the website and requested them to be added... Hopefully they will be and get good ratings since they are in my top 20...

Billy Connolly is listed as the best rated.....???.. Some European ...can't even understand a word he is saying..........I know the only reason this happened is because he is really unknown andthere are only 2 or 3 reviews and votes......below are links for you to see his material and make an informed rating and vote....

See Billy Connolly video...
See Billy Connolly website..

This list really helps me out in some ways of getting names of comedians I need to check out... That is why I posted it here....

This list will be my focus for the next couple of posts...

My goal is take from this list and listen to some youtube videos of these comics and see if I can find a hidden gem....

A new Christmas Classic.. Do it Stephen and John legend

John Legend Explains the Importance of Nutmeg to Stephen Colbert - Click here for this week’s top video clips

Ticket and Shows coming up

I live in Brandon/Pearl, Mississippi so I am listing shows that I want to see that are in my area.

Event ...........................Location..................................Date

Rodney Carrington..........Beau Rivage (Biloxi)...........Friday, January 2, 2009
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click here for tickets....

Rodney Carrington.........Beau Rivage...................... Saturday, Jan 3, 2009
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click here for tickets...

Frank Caliendo........... IP Casino Resort &Spa.........Friday,January 16, 2009
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click here for tickets....

Jeff Dunham...............Desoto County Civic Center..Friday Feb 27, 2009
.................................(Southaven, MS) ........................................8:00p
Price $41.50 click here for tickets....

Jeff Dunham............Mississippi Coast Coliseum.....Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:00p
Price $40.50 click here for tickets....

If you don't know these comedians see prior post and you will see links to their sites and you tube videos

My Top 20 List

If you ever search for a top list of comedians... You will find many list but most of them will have the comedians that started it all like Bill Cosby or Steve Martin and others. Well, I'm in my mid twenties so I'm not the biggest fan of the older comedians like Richard Pryor. However, I respect them because without them we wouldn't have come this far in comedy. That is why I formed this list so finally people around my age that loves comedy would have a list.

1. Rodney Carrington- Well this guy for me started it all because he was coming out big when I was a teenager. He just came out with a great DVD about a year ago called Rodney Carrington: Live at the Majestic.

Below is a song he does on there.... Warning!!!!!!!!!! Only for men to watch... If you are a woman and you watch the video then comment on my page that proves that women don't listen.



2. Dave Chapelle: I got to say he is one funny man.... The Dave Chapelle Show is awesome...

Dave Chappelle - For What It's Worth

Killin Them Softly

The Chapelle Show

3. Ralphie May- See prior post about Ralphie

4. Brian Regan - See prior post and there will be more Later
5. Ron White - He is my favorite of the Blue Collar Comedians... Tater Salad!!!!!!!!!... We went and saw his show when he came to Vicksburg, MS and it was hilarious. He needs to come out with a new CD or DVD..



6. Jim Carrey - This guy as recently tried to become a real drama actor with his role in the movie 23, but his role in Dumb and Dumber will always be a classic. So many quotable things from that movie... Yes he also use to do stand up... See below...

Dumb and Dumber highlights.

7. Adam Sandler- Classic and Hilarious movies.. Also was a big SNL star...



Best of Waterboy



Adam Sandler vs. Bob Barker




8. Mitch Hedburg _ This is a mad and heavly high genius in that their is no rythm to his comedy or storylines. He passed away in 2005 but his comedy is so unique that I listen to all the time..."An escalator can never be broken .... it can only become stairs....."



9. Jeff Dunham see prior post about Jeff Dunham...

10. Demetri Martin: My friends Wes and Jess introduced me to this new brand of comedy thought up by a DM.




11. Jerry Sienfield One of the best sitcoms starred this great comedian... Kramer of course was my favorite character but Jerry is the one that kept everyone connected and grounded.
12. Rodney Dangerfield: A man that started it all!!!!!!!



13. Ray Ramono: In the movie Knocked Up it was said that life is an unfunny episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.. That is so true.... His stand up comedy is also really funny...





14. Robin Williams: Had to include another one of the classical comedians....

15. Larry The Cable Guy.. Git R Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. See prior post about his Christmas special...

16. Frank Caliendo best impersonist out there... John Madden... President Bush..Bill Clinton. Jack Nicholson... Charles Barkley....


17. Gabriel Iglesias Had to have someone that was South of the Border!!!!!



18. Kathleen Madigan: I'm not a sexist so a woman made my top 20...



19. Vince Vaughn: Hilarious in all of his movies... Instead of being a Will Ferrell Fan , I like Vince Vaughn and by being one I get to see Will Ferrell too like in Old School and Wedding Crashers.


"You shut your mouth when your talking to me!!!!!... Hilarious...



Don't forget about "Four Christmases" coming out November 26, 2008.


20. Stephen Colbert - Mainly because Every Monday and Thursday I get the most entertaining news.

Tonight on CMT

Friday, November 21, 2008 9:00 PM ... Larry the Cable Guy: Star Studded Christmas Special....

Below is an old video from one of his early special not the upcoming CMT special

The CD that got me hooked on Brian Regan

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Ralphie May

I'm writing this post about a very large comedian in both weight and talent. Ralphie May is the comedian that came in second to Dat Phan on the first season of "Last Comic Standing." I like Dat Phan but there was no way he was better than Ralphie. You can tell now because Ralphe has had four comedy central specials. The only reason that I can think of that he lost is because Dat Phan has cleaner comedy in that the whole act is about his parents and their crazy Korean culture.

Ralphie specials include the following below:

Ralphie May: Just Correct (2004)

Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation (2006) Warning!!!! This one talks about being retarded a lot so if you get offended real easily you might want to stay away from this one.... Forget that if you get offended real easily you have no business even thinking about listening to Ralphie because he pushes the envelope in almost every part of his shows. He loves to see how far he can go and get people all riled up.

Ralphie May: Prime Cut (2007)

This is the DVD that every Ralphie fan must have. I had it on my DVR from when it came on comedy central about a year ago. Here recently our great (sarcasm) cable company Comcast updated their system and deleted all my comedy that was saved on there so now I have to buy the DVD. This routine of his is flawless from the beginning when he does his mullet bit. "I just set up a deer stand outside of Waffle House and watch' em come in. I will just sit up all day long and just call em .... Mullet Mullet... Nascar Nascar.." The funniest part of this DVD is the part where he talks about getting your man a gift. This really works around this part of the season with Christmas coming up and all. "Women why do you go out and shop for gifts when the two best gifts you can give us is absolutely freeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!." Only one of the gifts is sexual so settle down...The second gift will shock you and make you laugh so hard that your need a mop...



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Ralphie May: Austin-Tatious (2008)

This special is still on comedy central and you can click on the link and see when you can see it.

November 30, 9:00pm

You might want to watch with your sunglasses on because of his bright orange jacket. Wow!! I guess he likes oranges or something. Who cares anyway all I watch him for is his humor so who cares what he looks like right. A lot of the comedy is from his first routine Just Correct so if you have seen it then you will recognize a bunch of the same stuff. However, it is got some new stuff with the bit about Cuban food and the Denver airport.. "Hey black man on a golf cart... black man on a golf cart!!!!."

Thing to tape on DVR
Henry Cho -- Got to love Jonly Bonly
A Colbert Christmas --- Sunday, November 23, 2008 10:00 pm
Brian Regan
Dane Cook -- Not one of my favorites but he has got some kinda of loyal fan base....
Jeff Dunham: Very special Christmas Special -- See last post
Katt Williams --- My friend Kyle loves Katt Williams but man he cusses with MF every other word so I never been able to make through a whole show. I don't mind cussing or profanity because hey I used them too but MF every other word and there are some other factors that just make me go what the heck how is that funny.. . But if Kyle thinks it funny I know someone else out there will too....
Larry the Cable Guy: Morning Constitutions:
Ron White: You can't fix Stupid: Man I wish he would come out with a new DVD or CD or something. This routine is from 2005 or 2006. My wife and I went and saw him in Vicksburg not too long ago and he used all new material. I know one thing that ever since that show I have never looked at the Andy Griffith whistle song the same again... HILARIOUS... the funny thing in this special is the Squirrel man...

A comedian to Google:
Tommy Johnagin
Pablo Francisco

Jeff Dunham

This will be my fist review and the reason I'm using Jeff Dunham as my first review is because he came out with a Christmas special and he is hilarious. Correction his characters are hilarious since he is a ventriloquist. His characters consist of the following:


Walter, a bitter old man ( in all three DVDs)
Peanut, the purple monkey looking creature ( in all three DVDs)
José Jalapeño on a stick ( in all three DVDs)
Achmed the Dead Terrorist ( the funniest by far) (Spark of Insanity and Christmas Special)
Bubba J ( white trash trailer park) (Arguing with Myself and Christmas Special)
Melvin the Superhero (Spark of Insanity)
Sweet Daddy D. (Jeff's manager (pimp)) ( Arguing with Myself)

His DVDs that are available are the following:
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with myself

This is the DVD of when I learned about Jeff Dunham's because I was going through the clearance sales of stand up and it was listed for $7 three years ago and it actually has now went up because he is getting so popular. His youtube videos are out of this world on the popularity scale. Anyway this dvd is really good because in this is the only one you see a lot of Sweet Daddy D which is Jeff's pimp which you won't see on any of the other DVD's. My favorite line of his is "You the hoe." He is a player in a management profession. (P.I.M.P.)

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

This is the DVD most people know him for is because of his most famous character is introduced in this one. Achmed the Dead Terrorist is the star of the show "Shut up or I'll kill you" gets me every time. This is definitely worth getting because you will watch over and over again. The you tube video of Achmed is like up to 73 million views. This is insane for a comedian routine.

The reason I'm writing this post is because of his newest release and that is

Jeff Dunham: Very Special Christmas Special

The first showing of this special premiered on Comedy central on Sunday, November 16, 2008.

click on link if you want to see when its showing again.

This comedy special I was looking forward to because I knew that Achmed would be doing his Christmas song "Jingle Bombs."



The special over a whole on comedy central seems really short because it has many breaks in between the comedy. In no way is this one better than Spark of Insanity. However, the Bubba J part of the show was very creative by Jeff. I really enjoyed his part because it was all new and original. The Peanut part of the show I usually look forward to but this time it was a little annoying especially the NyQuil and Red bull part. I think Jeff was trying to show his untouchable skill of ventriloquism. I wish Jeff would have had all his characters on this special. Melvin the superhero and Sweet Daddy D didn't make the show which I know could have been used in the show. Overall this is worth watching for getting in the Christmas spirit.

This Sunday Stephen T. Colbert (my favorite pundit) is having a Christmas special on Comedy Central.

People to watch this week in the comedy world:
Brian Regan
Bill Engvall
Ralphie May

Tonight I have got to the Delta WaterFowl banquet for work.

Man I hope that Aflac duck shows up.... I've been waiting for this moment... Got my gun all sited in....

First Post

This blog is going to be a place where I can let people know about comedians that I listen to and admire. Also, I wanted to start this to let people also educate me of comedians that I might not know about. I've been interested in comedy a lot since about 2003. I am from the South so I do have bias that I like most comedians from the South. I listen to Blue Collar Comedy channel on Sirius channel 103 and this is really what got me learning and loving comedy. They play a whole more comedians than just the four main guys. If you don't have sirius you can listen to aol radio and listen to the Comedy Attack!! channel for free. On a lighter side, if I could give advice to comedians out there that wants to get noticed have a last name that starts with Q, U, or X that way you will be featured on Comedy centrals comedy search when someone searches that letter. Just for an example the only comedian listed on comedy central under X is Xohn Xmith. Come on that's not a real name the person doesn't have a picture when you press the link. I could be Xohn Smith for all anybody knows. I just thought that was funny but yeah it worked that name got me to notice him. I guarantee I'm the only blog featuring the comedian Xohn Xmith. Warning !!! in no way do I endorse Xohn Xmith comedy for I have not heard his routine or have ever heard of him before.