Thursday, June 25, 2009

Transformers





TRANSFORMERS:
REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Runtime: 150 min
Release Date: 24 June 2009
I went and watched Transformers 2 last night and it not surprising to see a packed theater of anxious fans to see this huge budget film. The movie starts off with a little tale that goes back to 17,000 BC and that the transformers have been here from the beginning. The opening shot of the past lasted about 5 seconds and then it shoots to the present. It comes to the present where Optimus Prime is helping the humans fight the decepticons all over the globe. In this movie they are really showing how much they know Megan Fox is hot. This is the opening shot that she appeared in the movie with the camera dying to see up the shorts. The weird thing about this film is how funny it was. Throughout the whole film are jokes and funny scenes and really seem to lighten the mood of the film. The funniest person is this film is the mother of Sam Witwicky played by Julie White. One of her funny scenes is her crying about her son (Sam) going off to college and she has his boots from when he was a baby around her neck. Their house gets destroyed and throughout the whole scene she is just spitting out funny line after funny line. When they get to the college she eats some weed and really becomes obnoxious and even more hilarious. Yes, Sam Witwicky goes off to college and thats when this movie becomes really confusing. Right when Sam get to college he already has a girl trying to seduce him. Right off the bat you something is different about and your just waitning to turn into a transformer. She does and its one with a very long tail and very long tongue. Wow but was she hott!!!!! I have to say one main thing about this film is that an editor would have been a good investment. The movie had a lot of pointless scenes that drug the movie out over two hours. The length would not have been so evident to me if I was able to follow it. However, the movie went from a sliver of the cube from Transformers 1 let Sam becaome a genius and see a language of the prime which were a autobot ancestor from the beginning of time. Then we go for around the world with different showing up and new robots where just a big cluster of different people and storylines. Im alone of this fact because at the end of the film it got a standing ovation in a Ms theatre which is very rare!!!!!!. Below was my favorite parts of the film.



get the point what makes this film is the new concept cars, hot women, funny script, and awesome visual effect. These points make the strange storyline take a backseat and you just sit back and enjoy the spectacle that is in front of you.

The only way this movie is to do it by

Visual Effects: 5 stars
Acting : 3 stars
Entertaining: 4 stars
storyline 2.5 stars

Average is 3.625 stars.



Saturday, June 13, 2009

DVDs You should check out

Ralphie May: Prime Cut

Overweight (and proud of it) comedian Ralphie May performs his inimitable stand-up routine on PRIME CUT. May loves to take potshots at contemporary culture, and this time out he sets his sight on a dizzying array of topics such as flip-flops and mullets.

This one has to be the top of my list because of the entire DVD is hilarious.

watch clips... click here


Ralphie May: Austin-Tatious

This one is no where close to Prime Cut but its still Ralphie May so you can't go wrong.

Brian Regan: Standing Up

Squeaky-clean comedian Brian Regan milks his audience for all it`s worth in this one-hour Comedy Central stand-up special.

Brian Regan: Epitome of Hyperbole

Comedian Brian Regan explores the oddities of modern existence in this Comedy Central special. With his clean-cut humor and askew observations, Regan offers his hilarious perspective on cooking shows, the legal system, and the written word and its difficulties.

Brian Regan: Walked on the Moon

This is the oldest one but its no doubt the best of the three DVDs.

Brian Regan (Live) : (CD)..

I have to include the CD that started it all for Brian Regan

You can check out this CD by clicking here.

You can check out videos here...

Rodney Carrington: Live at the Majestic

Comedy lovers who prefer their laughs served southern fried will certainly find cause to guffaw as Texas funnyman Rodney Carrington takes his down home brand of blue-collar comedy to the stage in a special performance that originally aired on Comedy Central. In addition to performing some of his signature comedy tunes, Carrington also addresses such issues as worldly cuisine, his brief career as a boxer, and the horror of seeing himself have sex. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

See videos of the DVD here..

Also check out some other Rodney Carrington products by clicking here

Dave Chapelle

See videos here

Henry Cho:

I have to include Henry because he has been the reason for my site getting the most hits it has. It seems like a lot people search google for "jonly bonly"... Ha Ha...

See videos of Henry here:

See previous post about Henry here

Demetri Martin

see videos here

see previous post about Demetri Martin

Gerry Dee:

One of my favorites from "Last Comic Standing"

see previous post about Gerry Dee

See videos here:

John Heffron:

Another great from "Last Comic Standing"

see previous post about John Heffron:

see videos here..

Ron White:

see previous post about Ron here.

See videos here..


Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff:

see videos here...

Larry the Cable Guy:


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Mitch Hedburg:

see videos here...

Jim Gaffigan

see videos here...

John Caparulo:

see videos here...

see previous post about Cap here..

Frank Caliendo:

see videos here:

Jeff Dunham:

see previous post on Jeff here:

see videos here:

Bill Burr:

see previous post on Bill here:

see videos here:

Craig Shoemaker:

see previous post on Craig here:

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Monday, June 1, 2009

What was this guy thinking




Click on the image above to go to the website and read the article.

What woman drive men to do sometimes. My gosh what a dedicated (stupid) man!!!!!!!!!