Monday, December 22, 2008

Funny Videos



It's funny how one word can be the funniest part of a four minute video...

"RUDE"



A Dead Terrorist is always funny...




Our future audience member of a comedy show....



..." Why we are never leaving Iraq"

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Passionate Kiss

Passionate Kiss Leaves Woman Partially Deaf

Monday, December 08, 2008

A man in southern China kissed his girlfriend so passionately, she partially lost her hearing after he ruptured her eardrum, Reuters reported Monday.

The woman in her 20s went completely deaf in her left ear, the China Daily said, citing a report in a local newspaper.

"The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the paper quoted a doctor from the hospital as saying.

The woman's hearing would likely return to normal after about two months, according to the report.


Watch Stephen Colbert talk about it just click here...


I have to say ....

I guess now the mistletoe is now not such a nice decoration to have... Effects of it might ruin your christmas or make it better depending on how many noisy toys your kids get...


Monday, December 8, 2008

Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin is a person who lives in New York. He performs stand-up comedy for fun and money.

He has a DVD called Demetri Martin. Person.

When he was younger he went to college and law school. He dropped out of law school, because it was boring.

Now he travels to places where people speak English so that he can tell his jokes to them. He had a job as a writer at "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". He performed on the "Late Show with David Letterman", Comedy Central Presents Demetri Martin, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and some of the other television shows that have comedians.

Sometimes he gets to appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as their resident trendspotter. Also, they allow him to have free food from their offices.

Demetri won trophies for comedy. One of them was the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival in 2003. The magazine Entertainment Weekly put him on the list of the 25 funniest people in America. He was number 21.

Demetri has brown hair. He is allergic to peanuts. He loves making things. And he knows at least 20 people who are funnier than he is (in America).


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Demetri Martin. Person

Part 2


Demetri Martin. Person. (part 2) - Amazing videos are here

Part 5


Demetri Martin - Person (part 5) - Celebrity bloopers here

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Russell Peters

New DVD coming out on January 27, 2009 called Red, White and Brown (2009)

Outsourced is Russell Peters' major-label debut on CD and DVD which breaks into the US comedy consciousness by finding humor in all cultures. The DVD includes live footage of all of the tracks listed above, two behind-the-scenes featurettes, and audio commentary by Russell Peters.



4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, February 6, 2008
By George F. Kokai (South Bay, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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Russell Peters is a funny Canadian that has an Indian heritage. Most of the humor is racially based (or maybe regionally based would be a better description), but funny. Certainly less offensive than most racially humorous comedians...I would actually argue that he's not offensive at all.

Plus, his impersonations of the numerous types of Asians speaking English (which he claims is the way to distinguish between types of Asians) is hilarious.


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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Craig Shoemaker: Army Guns

Craig shoemaker is known for his Love master but I like his routine about playing Army with Machine Guns.

Lion from the Wizard of Oz..

Sprinkler...

Barney Fife...



You also need to watch his Lovemaster Routine...

Pick a number between 68 and 70 baby!!!!!!!

Tell Pinocchio a lie!!!!!!!!!!


Craig Shoemaker - The Lovemaster Cometh - The best bloopers are here

Link to buy Craig Shoemaker CDs...

Editorial Reviews

Product Description
Recorded Live at the Canyon Club in Agoura Hills, CA May 19, 2007 If you have not experienced Craig Shoemaker before, you are in for one hilarious time. He’s one of the best comedians out there and is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. His skills as funny man, storyteller, wit, facial contortionist, and celebrity impersonator are second to none. Just wait until you meet The Lovemaster, his alter ego that is the embodiment of what every man wants to be and what every woman wants to have. Yeah, baby, you know you’ll want to see The Lovemaster in action.


His website...

If you buy any of his DVDs make sure they are his stand up routine... He has this one DVD called the Lovemaster which really is bad.... Bad acting ... bad everything....